Party Up...

Playboy recently put out it's highly anticipated "Americas Top Party Schools" list. This list not only gives every college frat dude a reason to brag and be the most obnoxious kid in the bar, but it also helps every high school senior narrow his list of colleges.  At least it did for me!  This is why I chose the University of Central Florida. I saw a lot of potential in this school to be one of the sickest schools out.  So when I saw that UCF was ranked #9 I wasn't impressed.  Not only was it the only non-major University, but they listed the lamest reasons for why it was ranked.  So I took matters into my own hands and I made a list of the TOP 10 REASONS UCF SHOULD BE RANKED #1. I probably forgot a few, but feel free to comment.

10: College students favorite DJ, Diplo, and favorite comedian, Daniele Tosh, are both UCF alumni.

9:Once a year UCF buys all it's students free tickets to Universals Island of Adventure.  56,000 drunk kids riding roller coasters,  I'd hate to clean that up.

8:Our SGA books better concerts then Coachella! Just to name a few, Tiesto and Wiz Khalifa on 4/20. (Although this might look like a festival, this picture is at UCF Arena)

7: Blatter Bust (free drinks until someone goes to the bathroom) is among many of the local college bar drinking specials.  Yes, UCF students rather piss there pants then pay for there drinks.

6: Michael Jordan and his two sons can be found blackout on any given night, at any local college bar (like in this pic).

5: While most colleges are tailgating in frigid cold weather, doing keg stands in there Sunday Best (Anything that end's in EE's: SperrEE's, KhakEE's, and CrocEE's).  Meanwhile, UCF girls are raging in there Bikini's and people are doing slip-n-slides up in down MAGIC MALL.

4: This is our Rec pool.  Nuff Said!

3:  UCF is a stones throw from both Mons Venus and South Beach.  Also Nuff Said!

2: Not only do we not have to live in same sex dorms, but our dorms were hotels and have a bar on the first floor (noted on the playboys list). Furthermore, it was cheaper to live with your best friends in a lake-house then it was to live on campus.

1: Being the #2 largest college with 56,000 kids, you can imagine how many of them are hot girls. Tan ones, sorry Boulder.


P.S.- Playboy ranked UGA #7 and talked about how they are a football school.  Meanwhile they quoted about UCF, "though the school’s football team is unexceptional, prodigious tailgating makes up for any lack of athletic prowess ", last time I checked UCF beat Georiga. Just saying!